TO DO LIST

1. Go to Ikea. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
2. Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
3. Find a cookie. Tell yourself that eating the cookie is a bad idea. Eat the cookie anyway. Regret eating the cookie. Deal with guilt by eating more cookies.
4. Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
5. Break personal record for days without dying.